I’ve been thinking about this ask for a while and here’s what I’ve come up with;
Australia is pronounced “uh-STRAY-lee-ah” rather than “AWW-stray-lee-ah”
Melbourne is pronounced “MEL-bin”, not “mel-BORN”
Brisbane is “BRIS-bin”, not “BRIS-bay-n”
Canberra is “CAN-brah”, not “can-BER-rah”
"Yeah nah" means no
"Nah yeah" means yes
"Fanny" means vagina, not butt
No-one under the age of 60 actually says “G’day mate”
Pies are full of meat
This is fairy bread and everyone should experience it’s magic at children’s birthday parties
These are thongs
These are biscuits
Male kangaroos obviously don’t have pouches because males DON’T HAVE BABIES
Kangaroos don’t just hang around people’s houses they’re wild anim- Oh wait this is my driveway;
one time in an interview Zac Efron said that he loved death note and idk if he was just saying that bc the interviewer mentioned it or what but the point is Zac Efron may be a closet weeb
does this look like a coincidence to you?
im so masochistic its terrible i cried while drawing this omg
But what if
THIS FUCKING POST
I AM FUCKING SOBBING
It hurt. And then I reread it, and realized it was from the dog’s point of view. And now it hurts even more.
I’m CRYING WHILE ON THE TOILET THIS ISNT RIGHT STOP
Its 5 am and I just woke up for school and I am already sobbing
doing eyeliner is literally like trying to draw a straight line using Paint
Hold down the shift key
oh yes your right let me just hold down the fucking shift key on my eyeball
starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours
i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog
every time i see this post its a different picture and every time i reblog it solely for the picture
who is doing this
the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people
you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great
wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me
in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth
my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng
why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…
beucuase i buy drugs from him
LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?
Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet.his name is joe.
Do people under 5’4 even really exist?
they do, we just cant see them
fuck you guys
Woah, who said that?!
Hey guys!! While my other giveaway is still going until June, due to a url change and an increase in followers I’ve decided to make another!! Prizes and rules are listed below -
- Circle Lenses
Any single pair of colored contacts under $25 from reputable site www.pinkyparadise.com
$25 in iTunes gift card (if you don’t have itunes/apple, I’ll substitute this for another gift card or something of sorts - we can work it out!)
I’ve been working on making items to sell in conventions, such as buttons and keychains. I’m primarily working on danganronpa, kill la kill, puella magi madoka magica, and vocaloids. The keychains will be similar to the picture below (as soon as I get keychains painted I will add pictures)
*Note: Keychains will be small characters from each fandom because this style/size is easiest to cut. They will be made of light metals
- Nendroid Figures
I’ve gotten into figure collecting recently, and accidentally bought a few that friends have gotten me as gifts haha;; so I’ll be giving away the following figures below
(i love the kagamine twins, they’re an awesome default gift for me ahh~)
and last but not least….
A 16gb 5th Generation iPod Touch
I’ve never been a big apple fan, but for Christmas I got an iPod. Since I’m due for an upgrade on my phone soon, I’ve decided to get an iPhone, meaning I won’t have any use for an iPod as well. I’ll be giving it away. It’s silver in color, I’ll wipe everything off of it before I send it.
- must be following me (I will check)
- reblog is 3 entries, likes are 1 entry
- Please do not spam your followers - so long as you do this there are no rules/limitations on reblogs
- I will randomly choose the winners from one of those awesome random sites
- please keep your ask box open so I have a way to contact you, or try and make arrangements with me
- please keep an eye out for any other notes I make.
Giveaway will go until October 1st. I will get into contact with the winners then!!
Best of luck!!
i used to think blogging was writing pages of what you have been doing and plans for the future and thoughts you have and to upload photos of your travels or your friends but here we are as bloggers and all the information that is on my page is 1+1=banana
he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain
could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy
You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist
no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me
i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel
just girly things
there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night