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What are a few things you wish non-Australian people knew about Australia?
Anonymous

rockcandypassion:

I’ve been thinking about this ask for a while and here’s what I’ve come up with;

Australia is pronounced “uh-STRAY-lee-ah” rather than “AWW-stray-lee-ah”
Melbourne is pronounced “MEL-bin”, not “mel-BORN”
Brisbane is “BRIS-bin”, not “BRIS-bay-n”
Canberra is “CAN-brah”, not “can-BER-rah”

"Yeah nah" means no
"Nah yeah" means yes

"Fanny" means vagina, not butt

No-one under the age of 60 actually says “G’day mate”

Pies are full of meat

This is fairy bread and everyone should experience it’s magic at children’s birthday parties

These are thongs

These are biscuits

Male kangaroos obviously don’t have pouches because males DON’T HAVE BABIES

Kangaroos don’t just hang around people’s houses they’re wild anim- Oh wait this is my driveway;

ghoularmin:

enerjaeger:

enerjaeger:

one time in an interview Zac Efron said that he loved death note and idk if he was just saying that bc the interviewer mentioned it or what but the point is Zac Efron may be a closet weeb

also this

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does this look like a coincidence to  you?

thatdamnaj:

haldirk:

l0kasenna:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

castielismycherrypie:

ah-shiyt:

grimbarke:

sangcoon:

im so masochistic its terrible i cried while drawing this omg

based off this prompt that was sent to me by zackdoesart

But what if

THIS FUCKING POST

I AM FUCKING SOBBING

It hurt. And then I reread it, and realized it was from the dog’s point of view. And now it hurts even more.

I’m CRYING WHILE ON THE TOILET THIS ISNT RIGHT STOP

Its 5 am and I just woke up for school and I am already sobbing

my-other-plans-fell-through:

xxcaptainkurtxx:

poppunk-jesus:

my-other-plans-fell-through:

doing eyeliner is literally like trying to draw a straight line using Paint

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Hold down the shift key

oh yes your right let me just hold down the fucking shift key on my eyeball 

kneetori:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

image

i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

every time i see this post its a different picture and every time i reblog it solely for the picture

who is doing this 

missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

ignitionremix:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

drakemoji:

wtf is this

war has changed

i hate this

ignitionremix:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

drakemoji:

wtf is this

war has changed

i hate this

cybergay:


blowinonglitter:

cybergay:

jwanwan:

cybergay:

my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng 

why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…

beucuase i buy drugs from him 

LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?

Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet.his name is joe.   

cybergay:

blowinonglitter:

cybergay:

jwanwan:

cybergay:

my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng 

why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…

beucuase i buy drugs from him 

LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?

Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet.his name is joe.   

its-a-beautiful-bliss:

hipppiebaby:

poopflow:

whorville:

Do people under 5’4 even really exist?

they do, we just cant see them

fuck you guys

Woah, who said that?!

dropdeadesu:


Hey guys!! While my other giveaway is still going until June, due to a url change and an increase in followers I’ve decided to make another!! Prizes and rules are listed below -
Circle Lenses
Any single pair of colored contacts under $25 from reputable site www.pinkyparadise.com

Music!
$25 in iTunes gift card (if you don’t have itunes/apple, I’ll substitute this for another gift card or something of sorts - we can work it out!)
Swag
I’ve been working on making items to sell in conventions, such as buttons and keychains. I’m primarily working on danganronpa, kill la kill, puella magi madoka magica, and vocaloids. The keychains will be similar to the picture below (as soon as I get keychains painted I will add pictures)

*Note: Keychains will be small characters from each fandom because this style/size is easiest to cut. They will be made of light metals
Nendroid Figures
I’ve gotten into figure collecting recently, and accidentally bought a few that friends have gotten me as gifts haha;; so I’ll be giving away the following figures below


(i love the kagamine twins, they’re an awesome default gift for me ahh~)
and last but not least….

A 16gb 5th Generation iPod Touch
I’ve never been a big apple fan, but for Christmas I got an iPod. Since I’m due for an upgrade on my phone soon, I’ve decided to get an iPhone, meaning I won’t have any use for an iPod as well. I’ll be giving it away. It’s silver in color, I’ll wipe everything off of it before I send it.
RULES 
must be following me (I will check)
reblog is 3 entries, likes are 1 entry
Please do not spam your followers - so long as you do this there are no rules/limitations on reblogs
I will randomly choose the winners from one of those awesome random sites
please keep your ask box open so I have a way to contact you, or try and make arrangements with me
please keep an eye out for any other notes I make.
For extra entries please follow x, x, x, x
Giveaway will go until October 1st. I will get into contact with the winners then!!
Best of luck!!

dropdeadesu:

Hey guys!! While my other giveaway is still going until June, due to a url change and an increase in followers I’ve decided to make another!! Prizes and rules are listed below -

  • Circle Lenses

Any single pair of colored contacts under $25 from reputable site www.pinkyparadise.com

  • Music!

$25 in iTunes gift card (if you don’t have itunes/apple, I’ll substitute this for another gift card or something of sorts - we can work it out!)

  • Swag

I’ve been working on making items to sell in conventions, such as buttons and keychains. I’m primarily working on danganronpa, kill la kill, puella magi madoka magica, and vocaloids. The keychains will be similar to the picture below (as soon as I get keychains painted I will add pictures)

*Note: Keychains will be small characters from each fandom because this style/size is easiest to cut. They will be made of light metals

  • Nendroid Figures

I’ve gotten into figure collecting recently, and accidentally bought a few that friends have gotten me as gifts haha;; so I’ll be giving away the following figures below

(i love the kagamine twins, they’re an awesome default gift for me ahh~)

and last but not least….

A 16gb 5th Generation iPod Touch

I’ve never been a big apple fan, but for Christmas I got an iPod. Since I’m due for an upgrade on my phone soon, I’ve decided to get an iPhone, meaning I won’t have any use for an iPod as well. I’ll be giving it away. It’s silver in color, I’ll wipe everything off of it before I send it.

RULES

  • must be following me (I will check)
  • reblog is 3 entries, likes are 1 entry
  • Please do not spam your followers - so long as you do this there are no rules/limitations on reblogs
  • I will randomly choose the winners from one of those awesome random sites
  • please keep your ask box open so I have a way to contact you, or try and make arrangements with me
  • please keep an eye out for any other notes I make.

For extra entries please follow x, x, x, x

Giveaway will go until October 1st. I will get into contact with the winners then!!

Best of luck!!

nevvzealand:

i used to think blogging was writing pages of what you have been doing and plans for the future and thoughts you have and to upload photos of your travels or your friends but here we are as bloggers and all the information that is on my page is 1+1=banana

vagisodium:


he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

draumstafir:

rogerrrs:

i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel

just girly things

fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night